RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence you get that makes sense.

*is using actual name, which is Brittany, by the way*

Question: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Answer: "Brittany needs a sandwich."
[I agree.]

Question: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Answer: "Brittany looks like a bright neon light, just blinding"
[... In that case I'm going to go hide in a closet.]

Question: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Answer: "Brittany says hi to Jack."
[Cool! Hi Jack!!! XD]

Question: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Answer: "Brittany wants to come to school and feels like she is being held hostage."
[The hostage part is kinda right, but I don't wanna go to school]

Question: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Answer: "Brittany does a backflip."
[Since when can I do backflips?]

Question: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Answer: "Everyone but Brittany hates him... and for a good reason!" [Who does everyone but me hate and what's the reason? I wanna know now.]

Question: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Answer: "Brittany asks J.T. to masquerade as her fiance for..."
[...fiance?]

Question: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
Answer: "Brittany goes to celebrate her weight loss by sky diving."
[But I'm afraid of heights and I haven't lost any weight recently.]

Question: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Answer: "The quality Brittany likes most in a mate, are their eyes"
[That's a strange way of putting it, but yes I like people's eyes]

Question: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Answer: "Brittany eats crayons."
[O.o I do? Eww...]

Question: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Answer: "Brittany wears a ruffled white sundress."
[take away the ruffled part and I would be happy]

Question: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Answer: "Brittany was arrested for DUI, kidnapping, sexual assualt, battery with a deadly weapon and false imprisonment."
[I don't remember doing this. I don't drink, I can't drive, i dunno what false imprisonment is, I'm too lazy to kidnap someone, and the rest is just sick.]